Watch out for avocado Coke, Prince Harrys spiritual stag weekend, and chocolate burgers
Are you questioning that tale about Prince Harry spending his stag weekend drinking laverbread smoothies? Or wished to know whether Coca-Cola is truly releasing an avocado-flavoured drinking?
The world is on April Fools’ Day watch, as newspapers, obscure tech companies and general pranksters attempt to pitching you carefully crafted” fake news “.
Here’s a roundup of the best in so far 😛 TAGEND
There is an emoji for almost anything, so it’s not too much of a leap to believe an Italian firm would attain Brexit and Remain emojis. The newspaper reports that the emojis, dubbed Brexit Bulldog and Starry Blue, are due to be launched on Sunday, letting people use the emojis to give their social media profiles a” brand identity “.
” Government sources indicated that if the Gibraltar-based company pressed ahead with the launch, ministers might look at enforcing a post-Brexit import tariff on emojis ,” Scherzo Primavera of the Observer reports.( The hintclue is in the byline, perhaps .)
The Mail on Sunday
What April Fools’ Day feast would be complete without a royal spoof? According to the Mail on Sunday, Prince Harry will be drinking laverbread smoothies and engaging in pre-dawn ancient Celtic chanting for his stag weekend at a spiritual yurt retreat in the valleys of west Wales later this month.
” Meghan wants Harry to expend the weekend getting grounded , not inebriated ,” a friend told the times.” She believes a weekend of meditation and chakra-cleansing in Wales will fit the bill perfectly .”
It audios disgusting, but then cakes are construct with eggs and that’s tasty, right? In a carefully crafted advert, Heinz tells how it has been working on a top-secret recipe in time for Easter. It’s seriously good mayonnaise made even better with Belgian chocolate.
Heinz are not the only ones who are at it, Burger King is also getting chocolatey this Easter. The fast food chain claims to be bringing out a chocolate bun and patty with raspberry syrup and vanilla frosting.
The only logical conclusion to the Instagram generation’s obsession with avocados … it’s avocado-flavoured Coca-Cola. Yes, that’s right, Coca-Cola is introducing three flavours for all those brunch heads out there. As well as everyone’s favourite green fruit, people can also try sourdough and charcoal flavors, too.
Coca-Cola told the Sunday Mirror:” Not only do they promise to be the perfect tasty, sugar-free refreshment, but they’ll also double-up as the ideal accessory for any brunch-time social media photo- guaranteed to see the’ likes’ rolling in .”
Apparently we are all now far too busy and important to spend time unproductively, so now you can even get fit while flying.
Richard Branson’s airline, Virgin Australia, is launching Spin Class, the world’s first in-flight cycling studio. The new cabin class permits passengers to burn calories on board during long-haul international flights.